David Alexander

@DeadlyDizzle

Part time UX designer, part time comedian, part time part timer.

Hackney, East London
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. 4. velj

    That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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  2. 31. sij

    Security here is pretty lax

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  3. 30. sij

    Decided to go for the ‘special’ breakfast that includes every possible type of food. This includes their personal interpretation of ‘honey butter’ which is a shot glass of honey with a cube of butter in it.

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  4. 30. sij

    Sat in a local Hackney cafe that changes hands every 6 months due to a lack of customers. This incarnation has decided to go with a new strategy of not having a name. So you can only describe it by location.

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  5. 29. sij
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  6. 23. sij

    Loving the sound of the new Deliveroo £0.49 per order “service fee” 🙃🤥

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  7. 21. sij

    Not sure I give enough of a shit about anything to have a “Blocked by [person]” in my Twitter bio. But tbf I also don’t currently know anyone called [person].

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  8. 20. sij

    These days the only way I check my travel info is by reading raw XML – mjesto: London Liverpool Street Railway Station (LST)

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  9. 17. sij

    Most overrated and overused condiment: Tabasco

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  10. 3. sij

    My parents never believed me when I told them that being able to fail every possible military enrolment test was actually a good thing.

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  11. 3. sij

    I don’t understand what goes through someone’s mind to @ another person just to be an arsehole towards them. That is what subtweeting is for.

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  12. 30. pro 2019.

    There are no good curry houses in the whole of Hackney 🤷‍♂️

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  13. 30. pro 2019.

    If I had to say who in the world knows me best, I’d probably say the YouTube recommendations algorithm.

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  14. 29. pro 2019.

    The fans that shout “hoooof” when a defender clears it are the same dads that shout “get rid of it” at their kid’s Sunday league matches.

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  15. 26. pro 2019.

    Pretty sure nobody said Just Eat

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  16. 26. pro 2019.

    Are we allowed to resume eating Asian food again yet?

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  17. 24. pro 2019.

    Bit of a goatse vibe on this Christmas card. I’m sad that the recipient will most likely not appreciate the reference, even after I explain it to them, in detail.

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  18. 24. pro 2019.

    It’s nearly Christmas day in Japan. Which means that soon the Japanese people will be tucking into their Christmas dinner, at KFC.

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  19. 18. pro 2019.

    Has Trump Been Impeached Yet? YEP. Finally get to update this website

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  20. 12. pro 2019.

    I wasn’t going to, but you’ve now convinced me. Thank you bicycle rental app

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