It’s weird that Russians are so anti-gay. They invented the concept of a woman inside a woman inside a woman inside a woman inside a woman.
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tonight tonight tonight and there’s A LOT to catch up on!
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*TOMORROW*
THURSDAY 10/20
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@DeAnne_Smith & I reunite on #Zoom for the first time in months on #NakedComedyPresents! And we will be catching up on EVERYTHING!
#Free zoom link & info on how to tip to $upport the show here: eventbrite.com/e/naked-comedy
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that’s my emotional support pile of recycling
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Alex stopped to help save a gunshot victim from bleeding out, he was then given Saint Paul Police Chiefs Award for Valor. He then gave this small speech.
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TONIGHT! 's DeAnarchy!
An anything-goes comedy show hosted by your favourite Gentleman Elf, featuring:
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7PM Doors / 7:30pm Show
🎟: bit.ly/3ywNnDL
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Tomorrow night, come have the most fun you can possibly have on a Wednesday at 's DeAnarchy!
An anything-goes comedy show hosted by your favourite Gentleman Elf, featuring:
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WED 10/19: DeAnne Smith's DeAnarchy
Anything-goes comedy hosted by your favourite Gentleman Elf, ! Come have the most fun you can possibly have on a Wednesday.
🎟: bit.ly/3ywNnDL
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haven’t fully processed the pandemic and honestly still reeling that skinny jeans are out
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how high are you?
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we’re the joke, maaaaan. look around! open your eyes!
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cool tweet. but where’s the joke? I thought you were a comedian
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the wellness industry is capitalism’s way of telling you the way you feel is YOUR fault
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TONIGHT: DeAnarchy returns with an anything-goes comedy show hosted by your favorite Gentleman Elf, !
Featuring Valerie Vernale and Grace Johnson from Pink Lotion Comedy! Also, a mystery guest!
7PM Doors / 7:30 Show
Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3y13MAf
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Accidentally just sent an email that started "I hope you are!" and you know what? I stand by it
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. officers are fundraising for Salvador Sanchez, the off-duty officer who shot and killed a developmentally disabled man and wounded two others in a Costco supermarket. Sanchez has been charged with manslaughter and assault. The man’s family was awarded $17m by civil jury
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I, DeAnne Smith, highly, fully, and desperately recommend this show to literally everyone at #edfringe right now! Please attend in my stead, as I am trapped in North America
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Hey @DeAnne_Smith, keen to know whether or not you think people at #edfringe should come to @BarrelComedy (tonight and tomorrow) and watch this show with @thejohnhastings and I? We trust your judgement implicitly.
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So, The 400 year head start has its perks vs the pulling yourself up by the bootstrap rhetoric 🫠
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Asked and answered by Dr. Ruth Wilson Gilmore. ❤️✊🏽❤️✊🏽
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sometimes when i’m mad, i just do math & compare it to police budgets. ~600,000 homeless people in america. if we gave everyone person $30,000 for housing, it would be $18B & that’s 1/2 of Biden’s extra 100K police plan ($37B).
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Fern killed it, of course.
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Tonight's gig, decent line up. Not pictured: @DeAnne_Smith's perfect set on nipples.
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How am I?
Well, I just answered "How are you?" with "That's a loaded question," if that's any indication
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I’m feeling downright peppy this morning and I think its because of all the laugh medicine I got last night at the show (with an AMAZING open from ). #QueerJoy
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The second joke last night at The Chicago Theatre. It was so good, I laughed so hard, I forgot the first joke.
What a great night. Hours of laughs.
The opening act, , killed. The headliner, , delivered a "light hearted show."
#BodyOfWork
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It’s weird that Russians are so anti-gay. They invented the concept of a woman inside a woman inside a woman inside a woman inside a woman.
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oh ALSO. speaking of prank timing, if you're in Canada, you can watch my latest special on Crave in which I do a show about relationships to an audience full of my exes!
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anyway, it's a joy to have great friends and the universe loves prank timing and if you haven't seen Hannah's latest show, get tix while you can!
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me: I just had a break up, I'm pretty sad
: Why don't you come support me on tour, get your mind off things?
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*cut to me, side stage, watching Hannah destroy with a hilarious, heartfelt hour that is...essentially about her very sweet marriage*
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Wonder Woman was my earliest crush and this is...🤩
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One of my millennial friends who taught me all about memes just texted me this… Ha!
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hey thanks :)
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wow, I also completed a simple, paperworky task I've been avoiding for...I'd like to say months but ACTUAL YEARS...so I'm on fire today! Good job, D!
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sure sex is cool but have you ever had your therapist acknowledge your emotional growth
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Hannah Gadsby on comics like Chappelle and Gervais: "They would never admit to this. But they’re towing a fairly popular idea on gender. Transphobia is the status quo. They think they’re being controversial, but in reality, they’re being very versial."
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If you took the word non-binary out of this it's 100% what was said when I did anti-homophobia ed. in schools in 94.Who cares if people change their minds. I've been straight, bi, lesbian, queer, people change! Wanting to fuck the same way for 40 yrs isn't something to brag about
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Daughter tells me her class has been discussing LGBT issues. One friend has since defined as “non-binary”; another has since declared she is bisexual and has “known it for ages”. The first is 12 years old; the second is 11. Genuinely wonder what is happening in our schools.
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Just the facts today…this genuine little legend will be joining the #BodyOfWork tour this July as my support act…starting Friday in Toronto…because everyone needs a friend who is just themselves from further away…Eh?
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angry white men are getting everything they want and it's still not enough.
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just coming back months later to say: great tweet, D
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good one.
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