My date just threw up into their glass. Right at the table.
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"I wasn't feeling well earlier and i didn't want to cancel". Fibs. Was definitely half cut when i arrived. Has now been in the bathroom for 15mins. Do i have to wait for them to come back to leave???
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Being the upstanding citizen that i am, i walked them to the tube and pointed them in the right direction. I always choose a place close to me for first date but it wasn't that close for them, felt bad leaving them there drunk
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