"Why did you get burgled at Christmas?" All the other slots were busy, I'm sorry.
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This is how it'll end https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4 …
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He just barked "Yessss you bitch" which I'm taking to be a good sign
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I have no idea what is happening but apparently repeatedly slamming and opening cupboards is essential
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He's gone, and as instructed I called his manager and rated him 10/10 because the tap works perfectly and I haven't laughed so much in weeks.
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I should also point out I offered him tea or coffee and he declined because he "hates hot things." Umm....
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