Good news, lads. The world's angriest plumber is here.
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Is it normal for a plumber to use a saw
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Had to hide in my bedroom because he keeps barking "son of a bitch" at the sink and I'm in hysterics
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He has just barked that he "fucking hates taps" and I have a cushion over my face
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The cat's run in, looked at him, then hidden under the sofa
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Now he's just staring at the sink and not moving and I'm scared tbh.
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For no reason I can fathom he has a computer that looks like a Speak and Spell that keeps yelling "Incoming call" to which he responds "Fuck off"
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This is how it'll end https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4 …
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He just barked "Yessss you bitch" which I'm taking to be a good sign
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I have no idea what is happening but apparently repeatedly slamming and opening cupboards is essential
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He's gone, and as instructed I called his manager and rated him 10/10 because the tap works perfectly and I haven't laughed so much in weeks.
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I should also point out I offered him tea or coffee and he declined because he "hates hot things." Umm....
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