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    1. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

      Good news, lads. The world's angriest plumber is here.

      27 replies 118 retweets 383 likes
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    2. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

      "Why did you get burgled at Christmas?" All the other slots were busy, I'm sorry.

      4 replies 11 retweets 160 likes
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      The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

      "How can you not know where the stop cocks are" Mate, I'm a fucking political journalist, not a plumber.

      12:55 AM - 29 Dec 2017
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        2. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          "Why are there so many cleaning products under the sink?!" I don't know? Have I misunderstood what cupboards are for?

          5 replies 3 retweets 158 likes
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        3. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          Apparently 1930s plumbing is a pile of shit according to the cacophony of swearwords and jets of water emanating from the kitchen

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        4. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          Plumber now even angrier because I keep laughing

          5 replies 2 retweets 136 likes
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        5. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          Is it normal for a plumber to use a saw

          5 replies 3 retweets 84 likes
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        6. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          Had to hide in my bedroom because he keeps barking "son of a bitch" at the sink and I'm in hysterics

          4 replies 2 retweets 143 likes
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        7. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          He has just barked that he "fucking hates taps" and I have a cushion over my face

          12 replies 4 retweets 237 likes
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        8. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          The cat's run in, looked at him, then hidden under the sofa

          2 replies 0 retweets 65 likes
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        9. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          Now he's just staring at the sink and not moving and I'm scared tbh.

          8 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
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        10. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          For no reason I can fathom he has a computer that looks like a Speak and Spell that keeps yelling "Incoming call" to which he responds "Fuck off"

          3 replies 3 retweets 99 likes
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        11. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          This is how it'll end https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4 …

          1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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        12. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          He just barked "Yessss you bitch" which I'm taking to be a good sign

          3 replies 1 retweet 70 likes
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        13. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          I have no idea what is happening but apparently repeatedly slamming and opening cupboards is essential

          9 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
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        14. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          He's gone, and as instructed I called his manager and rated him 10/10 because the tap works perfectly and I haven't laughed so much in weeks.

          9 replies 2 retweets 175 likes
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        15. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          Here is our fancy new tap in all its troublesome glorypic.twitter.com/DyXULpx7QD

          11 replies 1 retweet 62 likes
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        16. The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan‏Verified account @DawnHFoster 29 Dec 2017

          I should also point out I offered him tea or coffee and he declined because he "hates hot things." Umm....

          22 replies 3 retweets 135 likes
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