Flushing some chocolate nutella sandwiches I didnt want, messing up all the toilets and causing some sort of flood, then flatly denying ever having sandwiches or guilt in the face of half a dozen witnesses like I thought I was on Cracker.https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/937015533265879041 …
I was veggie when I was 7, and once my burger was covered in bits of tin foil, stuck my hand up and the head said it was iron, and made me eat it
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I went to a convent primary school where the nuns didn't allow you to waste or leave any food, because of starving orphans, and Our Lord: so we ungratefully stuck left overs in our pockets. It was the mushy peas that were the giveaway, in the end.
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