Did everyone else get told growing up if they didn't wash behind their ears they'd have potatoes growing there or were my family mad
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
i had potatoes growing IN my ears. Presumably a prot variant reflecting our avarice and enthusiasm for enclosure
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Replying to @pdkmitchell
Hiding the potatoes from the Irish like the Cromwellian wretches you are
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
my mam was all NEVER CLEAN YOUR EARS, WE CAN HOARD THE HARVEST IN TIMES OF FAMINE AND SPECULATE OURSELVES TO IMMENSE WEALTH
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Replying to @pdkmitchell
NOW GRAB A BUCKET AND LET'S DROWN THESE KITTENS, SON
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
i fear i may’ve given you a poor impression of Mammy Mitchell, Dawn
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Replying to @pdkmitchell
Btw, I was watching Alan Partridge the other day and decided I will refer to you as 'The Work Geordie' from now on
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