Owen Smith's top ten: 1) sexist Nicola Sturgeon joke 2) Pretending not to know what a latte was 3) 28 inch penis 4) Ice cream rally 5) Staged Monty Python callback 6) Steak, salad & Spotify 7) Getting ISIS to negotiate
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That's when I got suspicious he might be a time traveler from the 1950's
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Having to explain why he'd once dialled 999 to get a press quote from the police
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Hahahahaha fucking hell I'm in tears
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I always no. 6 by far the worst. Casual misogyny very, very bad but MC smugness simply intolerable.
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Sounds like a hell of a competition. Did he wear gloves? Lube?
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Messy...
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Can you reword this please Dawn.
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