Now that I am 30 I am going to put my glasses in a case every night not sling them under my pillow [5 seconds later] Fucked it, lads.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Real pros have glasses & phone under pillow, recession of abandoned books piling up against opposite wall, laptop somewhere around knees
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
I’m 35 & live on a futon in a room the size & proportions of a cabin in a small boat, don’t come at me with yr amateur hour squalor bullshit
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Sadly I am not very Authentic and have not only drank coffee but also sailed boats
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Replying to @pdkmitchell @DawnHFoster
Sailing boats is fucking brilliant, btw, until you have to do a poo
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Did that child stay logged in to your twitter account
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