Real pros have glasses & phone under pillow, recession of abandoned books piling up against opposite wall, laptop somewhere around knees
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How do you have access to my laptop webcam wtf
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I don't mean to get all wise and experienced here but all the bad habits I had aged 20 & 30 I still have at 40
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41! Fuck! I forgot I turned 41!
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Put them in the box? Ha! Another 10 years, oh what fun you’ll have looking for them while they’re on your head


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I do that! It’s a family joke. It doesn’t help to have more than one pair of specs either because it’s more you can’t find!
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Disguise myself as unread pile from last years AHA. Kids think I've been gone for a week.
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47 and no specs yet! Bang dammit ouch. Falls down stairs.
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Almost halfway way through 30s and can confirm: this is not the decade of serious organised adulting, just better performing recklessness
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