Oh god. Let me tell you a story. Friend last week said "Dawn, I went to a public loo. And saw a used, discarded fleshlight. It was horrific"
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nope, my kids aren't allowed my phone! But maybe I'll just go and ask Mumsnet, they know everything

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Definitely ask Mumsnet what a fleshlight is, so I can screencap the responses.
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