Discarded? Those things are expensive
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*um, according to Google!*
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Same friend. "Dawn, I went back to the fleshlight toilet." "Why" "I needed the loo" "Ok" "It wasn't a fleshlight. It was an air freshener."
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"So I wasn't violated. I was just stupid. It said 'Air Orchard' on it."
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Those are expensive wtf?
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who subscribed me to this please
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*whispers* what's a flashlight? Google doesn't know...
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fleshlight. Damn autocorrect.
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you know someone is going to see this and think 'that might work' and end up in A + E with a rash they can't explain
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dear god. Someone had a *lot* of fun writing that. Not sure how you'd ever face your copy writer colleagues again
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