Carton of 6 eggs: £1.50 (two each for adults, one for kids, feeds family of four) If you undercook them and all get salmonella, you won't be able to eat for four days, very cost efficient.
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To save on the use of utilities, gently insert them into your own anus and warm with body heat for 3-4 minutes
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If you get lucky, one might be fertilized and you can hatch a chicken!
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Some public toilets charge 30 pence, I can cook an 8 course dinner for that
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Under boil them by holding them over the lighter you light your fags with.
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