Sorry, but I cannot stop laughing at thishttps://twitter.com/Glitterbeard_/status/1320357145284587520 …
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Another lad shat on one of the toilet seats because he didn't like one of the cleaners No suspension let alone expulsion but did mean we had one of the funniest serious meetings with the headteacher I've ever had as he asked us all one at a time if we'd pooed on the toilet seat.
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Replying to @Glitterbeard_ @DawnHFoster
Rob has just tried to recreate this meeting which has resulted in us both cry-laughing
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Replying to @Luiseach @Glitterbeard_
I am trying to hold it together on the bus. When I was 7 the OFSTED inspectors caught the headmaster shagging his secretary by not knocking on his office door first & when we asked my teacher (his wife) why he’d disappeared she said “because he’s a prick,” & wrote it on the board
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Replying to @Glitterbeard_ @Luiseach
They both actually looked like that too
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @Luiseach
Tbf Cyril also looks like my old Headteacher as well
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Replying to @Glitterbeard_ @Luiseach
Just remembered the head and deputy head in one of my schools were both called Mr Pratt and trying to calm down
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @Glitterbeard_
am delighted to be in the privacy of my own living room right now although Rob is providing dangerous LOLs
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Caerleon Comp in the mid-noughties: Let’s appoint two Pratts to the most senior posts in a school with 1500 teenagers. What could go wrong.
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