hauahuhauahuahuahauhuah (sorry. it's hilarious)
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Using my Welsh Assembly email to forward a Stop the War poster Word attachment. Got called into the boss's office. He slid a print out across the desk, very grave of face. I kept my job.
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when i joked about anti maskers and said someone I knew accidentally swallowed two while trying to put them on and everyone got sooo cross. i had to change my name to “i was joking about the mask thing please let me rest”
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Oh noooo, I saw that tweet and laughed, didn’t realise you’d gotten grief. Since I switched my mentions to only show people I follow, I probably miss getting screamed at by very earnest people for making jokes about 100 times a week.
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I woke a TV astrologer at 3am after I knocked on the wrong hotel door and he mistook me for the ghost of his dead mother. That was a bit awkward.
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Well surely he should have foreseen your arrival
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I was once arrested along with some friends for “stealing” half a Robin Reliant from a skip outside a pub in York.
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I passed out on K, at squat party, in the middle of it being raided by loads of police (because I sniffed the whole wrap, as the police were coming in) I also happened to be dressed as a clown, wearing a genuine Category 1 prison outfit They thought I was taking the piss
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This is absolutely hysterical. A magical memory you alas probably can’t remember. When I was really very ill post-seizure in public, hallucinating and slurring, the cops accused me of being on K, I said “No, it could kill me” and they tried to claim me “knowing that” meant...
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