Oh yeah I was in hospital with the Queen's former hairdresser, which was fitting since when I went in I failed to answer when asked who the Queen was.
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I should have said "Excuse me, I am a republican" instead of blaming epilepsy.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
When I woke up in hospital in Cambridge the other day after being hit on the head by a bus they asked me if I knew where I was, and I looked out of the window and said yes, I was in the hospital in Oxford. My discharge notes said that I was "confused".
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Oh my god! Are you alright? They kept asking me where I was and I always replied "St Thomas's" but i dislocated my jaw and couldn't walk to the toilet without basically being carried.
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I also have no memory at all of the afternoon and evening of Sunday 26th July, thanks to the concussion, which in the circumstances is probably a good thing.
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I have also no clue what happened to land me in hospital with no keys, but some stranger found my phone on the pavement?
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My neighbour did break into my flat at the behest of paramedics though
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Oh yeah the police thought I was drunk, until they found my medicalert bracelet
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