I paid attention in school, I know only four things can kill me: - chip pan fires - electricity substation hijinks - BSE outbreaks - constant, crippling economic depressions shepherded by Thatcherite cos-playing austerity nuts
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Replying to @cymrurouge
I once asked my gran how reheating rice could kill you if she bought Uncle Ben’s microwave rice and she never bought it again despite only eating spag bol with rice.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @cymrurouge
My mate whose wife is a... can't recall the exact job title but it's the most relevant scientist... once forwarded me her detailed explanation of why you really really shouldn't reheat rice. It was quite scary and ever since then I have continued to reheat rice with impunity
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Replying to @jackseale @cymrurouge
I mean you probably shouldn’t do lots of things but I will never stop licking forks snd sticking them in livd plug sockets to feel alive
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @cymrurouge
In the fast lane of the motorway, scooping reheated rice into my mouth with both hands from a big bowl on the passenger seat
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Wish my priest would stop doing this on Saturdays
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