Took my glasses off and put toothpaste on my face instead of factor 50 ffs
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The worst/best of it was that for a good 30 seconds, in my rush to get kids out to school, I convinced myself that my partner had just bought some weird new toothpaste. I also have a nasty habit of mistaking shaving gel for deodorant... messy.
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