Can someone tell Arsenal I’ve spent most of the day battling this excruciating back pain, not able to sit upright, so if they score again they deserve to be cast into the fiery pits of hell.
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I don’t ask for much, all I want is for Arsenal to lose, my back to magically stop hurting, and for Banksy to be sent to prison after a hilarious and humiliating televised trial.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Banksy on trial, except the judge is actually a large wallaby in a wig, and he's told if he makes the tired and obvious joke like he always fucking does they'll actually cut his hands off and make him eat them, but he can't stop himself and so they do.
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Replying to @Dara_bhur_gCara
Imagine the public morale boost - I’d be happy forever.
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