Wearing a mask to collect my epilepsy meds then whipping it off like the Joker when I go to get chips next door, because COVID19 respects McDonalds more than Superdrug
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"we can't make the sport hunting of poor people legal but we found the next best thing"
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The spokesman added: "You will be legally required to cram most of the sandwich in your gob at the counter to act as a temporary mask"
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Not even pretending anymore that they'd rather kill people than apologise for anything at all.
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They make it up as they go along.
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innorite! once again they announce a policy and immediately confuse an entire nation hours later.
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and yet cocaine is still illegal
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Only until a cabinet member is caught with it.
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