Contrasting all of you talking so tenderly about your YouTube yoga woman at the beginning of lockdown, when I respond to everything in the Pilates videos the NHS send me with “Fuck off,” “are you on drugs,” or “absolutely not happening.”
Just about manage to get my legs into some bizarre twisted inverse cross legged pose, then they say now just lower the side of your chest onto the floor. How in fuck.
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The only time my chest is touching the floor is if I'm lying flat on my face
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I can do those things and they have caused several physiotherapists and an orthopaedic surgeon to make very unhappy faces at me. You can't win.
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