My neighbour has been watering this fake plant for at least three years and it’s too late to ask her why now isn’t itpic.twitter.com/z8HPGkebyL
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All her other plants are real and thriving: all of us have plants on our big shared balcony: she’s got about 20, while the rest of us have ~5 per flat. So it’s not like she’s a bad gardener.pic.twitter.com/SKtllRH9AK
Say you really like it and ask if they'll do a cutting for you to grow on. You can then feign surprise and shock when the need an angle grinder
That’s very smart, nice one 
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