Decided to cook rather than just eat toast, had a seizure and regained consciousness to find a pan on fire. BUY A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1263138999469854720 …
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Also if anyone has any tips on how to clean up the white powder that is now absolutely everywhere, please share them. Really cannot be arsed with cocaine jokes, just do something useful with your time for once, reply guys.
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Replying to @UrsieGrace
Thank you! Could have been much worse. And hoover seems to be the prevailing opinion.
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