Decided to cook rather than just eat toast, had a seizure and regained consciousness to find a pan on fire. BUY A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1263138999469854720 …
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Also if anyone has any tips on how to clean up the white powder that is now absolutely everywhere, please share them. Really cannot be arsed with cocaine jokes, just do something useful with your time for once, reply guys.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
all the online tips seem to begin "step 1: clear up the powder" unforch
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I’ve found some dust masks in a cupboard, so might attempt it shortly cos no idea if it’s safe to inhale. Had to shower to get rid of blood/olive oil from a bottle I dropped and am definitely going to have to shower again.
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Oh Jesus you poor thing. Apparently it cleans up ok with warm water; the stuff is usually chemically similar to sodium bicarb so it's not toxic, just irritating
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Ah, thank you! Had no idea what it was made of, but that’s helpful. Going to try and get the dry parts wet with normal soray cleaner then keep at it, and hope the wood counter’s not burnt underneath.
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