Cat’s returned from outside with a fucking massive unshelled prawn. Whose flat did he break into. Whose tea did he ruin.
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he's such a good provider
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One for him, one for me.
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rasta purr i
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wealth redistribution
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quality of life
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Years ago, I had a cat called Stormin Norman, a big ginger & white tom with greed levels off the scale. Once he dragged a whole leg of lamb through the catflap. Later, after he died, we found out it was next door's Sunday dinner.
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"Later, after he dined, we found out it was next door's Sunday dinner." Fixed that for you

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You've bred the perfect post-apocalyptic Ocado substitute for people confined to their homes.
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I love it!
Good luck with prising the food off their moggies, though, after the heist. I'm thinking no chance!pic.twitter.com/CoPA227SPk
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I read that cats bring us food because they think we're hopeless and can't look after ourselves.

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They're not entirely wrong lol
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