Cat’s returned from outside with a fucking massive unshelled prawn. Whose flat did he break into. Whose tea did he ruin.
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Turns out he stole *two* prawns some neighbours were barbecuing, after first trying to steal the cooked chicken they were eating.
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Lol cat next door once dragged in a half eaten hot dog we chucked in the food waste... My Neighbour was not pleased at the great hunting skills of her cat.
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A fancy gift.
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Very impressive for a stuffed cat.
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Didja eat it?
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What a legend.
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And it killed a squirrel
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Discerning taste! Was concerned it might be a 'kingprawn-alike' wichitty grub thing i had last night from Iceland. [must study cheap prawn packets more closely...]
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