Cat’s returned from outside with a fucking massive unshelled prawn. Whose flat did he break into. Whose tea did he ruin.
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I am not boiling the carpet prawn after it’s been in my cat’s mouth
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Waiting for you to get a tiny dish of Marie Rose sauce and a bread and butter triangle
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