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I have done this when brutally hungover, it was NOT the start to the day I needed

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Only managed it with face scrub instead of toothpaste before (while hungover) and it was *gross* but not painful. Ouch.

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How's the vision out of that ear now though?
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*nods* put nosedrops in my eyes once.
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I used to work with a woman who put clove oil in her eyes instead of eye drops...
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My dad was given something form the doctor for rheumatism after a week or so, he’d been complaining that it wasn’t working. Then day he came out of the bathroom laughing. He’d found a spoon at the bottom of the box. He’d been rubbing it in! Good job it wasn’t the other way round.
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Now look 'ear
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Ear we go with the dad jokes. Can't wait to ear what they come up with.
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