Apparently she had no idea he belched so much and now understands why his coworkers don’t respect him.
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Neighbours tweeting about the balcony girl who doesn’t brush her hair and keeps talking about the Conservative Party on the phone.
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She just asked if I was using tanning oil because “That’s worrying with your complexion” and I explained it was factor 50 oil, she’s my real mum now.
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Just realised the subtext here is she thought “my neighbour looks greasy”.
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We need more backstory than this
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Sounds like a healthy relationship with a good support network!

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A great marriage
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utterly brilliant
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No, I’m writing it and making a packet.
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