Every line of this story is comedy gold https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device …
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the fact that he wired it up backwards and ended up with an alarm that goes off UNLESS you touch your face is just the purest joy of all time
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'at that point i ran out of magnets' i literally can't drink my coffee while reading this
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For some reason the word ‘denies’ on my consultant letters always makes me laugh. Like he knows I’m hiding something but he can’t prove it.
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“Sir, do you dare us to put you in an MRI machine?”
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As a physics person can I just say this man, in almost every way, epitomises physics people? I just wish he hadn't done it so publicly.

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Used to date an astrophysicist and can confirm
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“I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he said.
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