I do not understand how to stop touching my face
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I am touching my face right now even though I am typing on a computer keyboard
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Replying to @lottelydia
Since I got concussion a month ago my forehead’s totally numb so I never touch it. Try collapsing and smacking your head full whack on a parked car. Maybe wipe the car with alcohol rub first.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Oh I didn’t realise you’d got a new gig — Public Health England are lucky to have you
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Replying to @lottelydia
It’s a new Tory initiative: instead of cops who don’t play by the rules but get results, they get people with no medical training to advocate misadventure and potential death to save cash. Also, eat loads of grapefruit.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Grapefruit’s probably antibacterial, too. Smart.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
I’ve decided that my acid toners are probably all antibacterial so I’m just going to up my skincare routine
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Replying to @lottelydia
I did actually use antibac gel as a toner when I was in hospital this week
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Virus free AND the complexion of an eight-year-old.
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Felt really smug I’d been so smart with skincare after getting suddenly admitted with nothing on me, then suddenly MY DRIP FILLED WITH BLOODpic.twitter.com/Ph2LU1z9xB
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Aaaaargh but also: excellent priorities. Hope you’re feeling okay x
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Replying to @DawnHFoster @lottelydia
LADY! You are being too goth again.
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