I do not understand how to stop touching my face
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I am touching my face right now even though I am typing on a computer keyboard
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Replying to @lottelydia
Since I got concussion a month ago my forehead’s totally numb so I never touch it. Try collapsing and smacking your head full whack on a parked car. Maybe wipe the car with alcohol rub first.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Oh I didn’t realise you’d got a new gig — Public Health England are lucky to have you
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Replying to @lottelydia
It’s a new Tory initiative: instead of cops who don’t play by the rules but get results, they get people with no medical training to advocate misadventure and potential death to save cash. Also, eat loads of grapefruit.
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Replying to @DawnHFoster
Grapefruit’s probably antibacterial, too. Smart.
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Replying to @lottelydia @DawnHFoster
Doesn't it stop some drugs working tho
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Yeah, I was tweeting about it just now, continuing the joke.
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