Put your hand up if you were so excited putting your foot into your new velvet leggings you kicked a metal chair, split a toenail and now your foot is purple. If you need me I’ll be deciding whether to go to A&E or not.
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V wise. I decided to not go and take all the drugs instead. Foot is now a lovely shade of deep purple
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