I thought I was just good at swimming and bad at climbing into small spaces, but this is great.
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This is the point when I have to admit that weirdly lots of people assume I’m short with a high voice before they meet me, and I wonder why my tweets give that impression.
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The "super curly anus hair" jumped out at me...
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Who has thought that deeply about anus hair, my god.
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Fuck knows, and don’t want to Google and go into their weird forums
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It's ok they just have to check your femur length (?????) to be reassured
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Definitely have longer femur than a lot of meb
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I'm taller than the average British man and wear a bigger hat size than my husband. The monobrow I mostly manage to beat into submission. My section scar and ginormous (99.6th percentile) baby will really throw these nutters for a loop.
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Finally being 6ft3 pays off
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