At my blood test yesterday, I gave the nurse a massive telling-off for coronoia when she reacted to news I’d been in Sri Lanka last week, a place with zero cases of the virus thus far. She wouldn’t have acted like that if I’d said I just came from Brighton FFS.
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I phoned my GP to make an appointment and they have a recorded message telling me to CALL 111 IF YOU ARE AT RISK
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Loitering here just to see how long it takes for someone to think they need to explain your joke to you...
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Just say maybe & sneeze on them
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They just straight up swabbed me
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Tell them you have. Then cough all over them. Teach them a lesson.
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