Might write a sequel to my Patriarchy Chicken piece, Patriarchy Duck, about sharing swimming lanes with men
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I confuse/infuriate them by swimming breaststroke like I’m wearing a tiara, but doing it quickly, over a reasonable distance. They want SO MUCH to be faster than me, with their splashing and their fancy breathing.
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I used to do a really weird Man from Atlantis butterfly and go under the water, when I was still able to swim. But I was just trying to give my lungs and muscles a stretch and workout. Only when the pool was quiet and the civilians were further away.
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