The lads surveying Windmill Jolyon’s gardenpic.twitter.com/YCe8yYN6L9
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Especially on the day traditionally associated with bellends in tweed hunting foxes to the disgust of the majority of the country. Not really a great day to be bragging about your baseball bat skills and kimono.
Interesting how now it's a "small" fox. The subtle emotive power of language is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
An adult fox weighs between 2.2 - 14kg so yeah...small.
Why does QC have a baseball bat? London isn't exactly awash with baseball pitches. Surely an object kept with the intention of twatting something is an offensive weapon
Well for that to be an offence there would need to be intent, probably evidenced by a confession as to its intended purpose..ooh errr....
He was defending chickens though. It's a greater good kind of deal.
Tbf I think it was only the tax lawyer who thought that
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