Listened to another interview where an MP says “I have the best constituency, lovely people.” Just once I want to hear one resign saying “It’s the constituency from hell, they’re all bastards to a man, I just wanted to be an MP ffs. Awful.”
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This is a royal flush
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I refereed a football match and a player called me a c**t 12 times. I gave him the chance to apologise and when he didn’t sent me off, after the game I asked him why he walked into a dumb red card and fine. “I didn’t want to lie to you. I really do think you are one”. Hero!
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Sent *him* off
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