Me except after applying tiger balm
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I tell this story a lot, but my first boyfriend’s ma was a district nurse, and had to change the intimate dressings of a young man who decided to “self pleasure” with Deep Heat, and always made him use latex gloves to apply it post-rugby as a result.
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oof, you didn't! aouw!
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Milk. Only answer. Water makes it worse.
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Rubbing your fingertips in a hardish cheese helps get the chili off your fingers also laborious, but worth it
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A pinch of salt on yr tongue best 4 chillie eye. No bs, try it
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