Tell me something embarrassing about yourself. I drink black coffee because I watched too many Jean Luc Godard films when I was 13 and thought it was chic.
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Oh darling you!!
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Friends, this happened to me when I was 7, but instead of my trouser leg, it was the hood of my coat. Spotted by the kids at the back of the bus.
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Sorry 17* - it was SEVENTEEN. that detail is important.
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I've done this. Apparently it's called a "pants squirrel".
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After hastily undressing, collapsing both jeans and knickers remain in a puddle on floor. The tidying effect, (picking up jeans) causes pants to squirrel down leg of trousers. Next morning leaping into jeans one has forgotten about secret knickers until they appear at meeting.
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