The replies to this are great, but so many people have DMed me things that are too embarrassing for public scrutiny 
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I don't really like olives. This is very embarrassing in modern day social circles.
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I forced myself to eat them at uni, to look cool
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very similarly, I only got into drinking whisky because I was 18 and thought it made me seem interesting
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@craigcavyleader said but replace "and thought it made me seem interesting" with "I was into Blues and thought I'd be letting the side down if I didn't" (as if anyone would know or care...)
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I did this on the doorstep of a woman in Sheffield I was trying to impress in 1980 having drunk too much to also show I could hold my drink *knuckle touch*
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That is outstanding
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oh god where do I start.
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