“Arghh I’m scarred for life. That hurt so much. That bottle is fucked.” Alright mate, pipe down, back in your box until the next bottle.
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It’s a price worth paying for the best drink in its class is it not?
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You'll be pleased to know that my Gran spends more time complimenting me on how good I am at opening things than literally anything else I've achieved in life.
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Good for carrying heavy stuff too.
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It’s not the same since the change in recipe
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Haha at least we found a use for him, one day Dawn we may say the same about yourself
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No - that’s what door hinges are for! (Put bottle top in inside door hinge, squeeze, turn bottle - might cause slight dent in door and /or door frame)
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Just pierce the lid. The equalisation of pressure removes the need for male involvement.
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Let's not do this.
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