Just seen an absolute nuclear take, that Jesus, Mary & Joseph fleeing Egypt to escape Herod didn’t make them refugees but would be like “a Welshman moving from Wales to Scotland”.
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Found a better one! “Er actually Herod’s massacre is historically debatable, so he’s still wrong theologically.” Calling the Gospels a big pack of lies to own *checks notes Corbyn, and Christians at Easter.
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This is just a thread of bad religious takes on Twitter now. Glad they’re all so far about not believing people fled the country or a king massacred infants, but they’re all fine with a guy getting murdered, going down to hell to save a load of people, then coming back to life.
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Not even sure what’s going on here tbh lads, but the FBPE hashtag explains a lotpic.twitter.com/E3Vu2AjFQF
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When you literally cite from a Biblical episode that says God's saving grace is available to everyone to dunk on Corbynpic.twitter.com/tznEUS1y1C
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He heals the Canaanite woman's daughter next if you carried on reading, but attacking Corbyn's far more important than being correct yerself.
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Times columnist, of course.
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Wrote this poem about it :( https://moflomojo.blogspot.com/2016/01/the-innocents.html …
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I would add another twist to this. If you accept the gospel version, sure: Herod had it in for baby Jesus. But remember how Mary and Joseph found out? Twas an angel in a dream. Good luck to anyone turning up at UK immigration with reason for fleeing = "an angel told us to!"
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I bumped into Mark in the lift at conference in Dundee. He seemed like a very nice and modest chap to me. I can't imagine him ordering a massacre of the innocents of Cardiff at all to be honest.
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But if he did.... would you welcome his fleeing subjects?
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