Absolute scenespic.twitter.com/nBsKjbzJfx
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
He’s a comic genius?
Oh that's an interesting pitch,
emm actually I must try that one out as a party piece and see how it goes down.
What a pile of owl Tripe. Did money change hands. 
You beat me to it!
Reginald Edward Harry Dyer was a charming man too.
I must update my wardrobe with some colonial headgear
Lost to edit - “....a pith helmet. Borne on a palanquin, shouting ‘Huzzah’ Nigel cut a tremendous figure in his safari suit waving his riding crop. Though he had, alas, no horse.”
"He wasn't an arsehole to me, a white, middle-class woman. I don't know what everyone's problem is."
‘Union jacket patterned shoes’ - British shoes for British people
Wearing a pith helmet, one foot on Guernsey, the other on Portsmouth, straddling the channel like Rhodes. But in a non-racist way!
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.