I forgive you
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Say 10 hail Marys
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What would Jesus do
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You say Holy Water, I say Vodka.
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Jesus turned water into wine, your forgiven
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Holy water story: when I was 10 our school class went to Lourdes and my granny joked and said "get the biggest bottle of holy water you can!" so my take-things-literally brain found an 8 litre bottle in the shop and filled it. Teachers were complicit. Went green in the garage.
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There was me, a 10-year-old dipshit, sunburnt to a crisp, wheeling my 8 litres of fucking holy water through Belfast airport
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That would be an interesting new excuse for the tube announcers to come out with
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A photo of me swigging is so inevitable no one bothered to take it ...better duck as they start flying in!
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