Absolutely made up that this bloke has decided to have a huge row with his girlfriend on speakerphone on a packed train from Birmingham where half of us are stood up, glowering
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We regret to inform the train has entirely run out of water which has helped the already horrendous toilets
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Oh Jesus Christ
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If the whole thing's on speaker, you get to interject.
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Somebody chip in and tell her how the one he’s wearing at the moment looks... That should shut them both up.
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Why did he not use the old stand by of "to be honest I always think you look wonderful in dresses, as far as I can tell the only difference is colour and sometimes I can see your knees!"
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You said you hate Bristol and Birmingham therefore you deserve every bit of his insensitivity mwahhhaaahahahahaa
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solidarity with that man, that question is the ultimate trick question
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