As happy to proselytise about life under no deal as your next Lexit-sceptic but please stop gassing up that there’ll be no lettuce. Who cares. Lettuce is a fake green, nutritionally pointless, deployed by Big Burger to create an illusion of healthiness. Who buys lettuce
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Replying to @seanbgoneill
Refuse to believe anyone’s ever bought lettuce. Stockpiling the only things I eat: toast, broccoli, marmite, coffee, diet coke, Guinness. Sorted.
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Excited for nuclear winter when we realise our food groups are the same and have to smoke each other out.
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Replying to @seanbgoneill
Threads, but with us fighting over the last Coke Zero having drunk all the Guinness on night one.
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