As happy to proselytise about life under no deal as your next Lexit-sceptic but please stop gassing up that there’ll be no lettuce. Who cares. Lettuce is a fake green, nutritionally pointless, deployed by Big Burger to create an illusion of healthiness. Who buys lettuce
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Excited for nuclear winter when we realise our food groups are the same and have to smoke each other out.
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Threads, but with us fighting over the last Coke Zero having drunk all the Guinness on night one.
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Broccoli doesn’t keep. Get more Guinness
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Neither does bread but have you heard of freezers
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Daithi don’t write vile lies in my mentions please?!?!?!
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Sorry Dawn you lost me with broccoli. It’s a sick joke at cauliflower’s expense
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