Every day without fail I get deranged emails from freemasons, but the bloke demanding to see proof of my height and weight so he can work out my BMI himself makes them seem positively normal.
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Perfect
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What kind of stone are we talking about? Pea gravel? Paving stones? Boulders? /s
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It’s a headache working out BMI if you use those daft imperial units. The clue’s in the name “imperial”, decidedly passé. (Unless you’re in ERG!) Millennials being contrary?
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I was told I was the perfect weight for my height. I told them I was 8ft 10.
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People tell me I need to lose weight but IMO that’s the easy way out, so I’m working on increasing my height.
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Hahaha - a standard deviant!
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